Does it run round the back and hide under your t shirt shaking?
Beards are bloody good.

AND you've got long hair.

Ah, if I were a single woman...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 17:50, archived)

Ah...
...and if I weren't a puff...

EDIT: (Sorry babes!)
(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 18:23, archived)