Actually
my previous post was a complete lie. I don't wear a watch either (I just wanted to fit in) but I haven't really seen the need for one, and it makes
one arm slightly heavier than the other, which surely should cause some sort of lopsided gait. SURELY?
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 14:22, archived)

can't you balance it out
with some Elizabeth Duke trashy bling chain and some sovereign rings, then you gain a symmetrical pose like a knuckle-dragging neanderthal and at the same time gain forearms like Popeyes'?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat spare him his life from this monstrosity, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 14:26, archived)

Good plan.
Or I could just superglue a lot of heavy coinage to my hand
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 14:27, archived)

i had a jelly swatch 20 something years ago, i liked it's tick
it went green and the strap broke, haven't worn a watch since
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 14:26, archived)