My granddad's best mate was called Milt.
Well, Milton.
Are you a really old Jewish chap?
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Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:34,
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I don't think so.
You don't tend to tease men that are just shy of 7 foot.
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Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:40,
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Meh
I bet he was a big streak of spunk.
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Milt http://www.mynavel.co.uk/show-me-yours/, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:55,
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Racist!
Oh wait, it is a religion. Or is it? Oooh
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Milt http://www.mynavel.co.uk/show-me-yours/, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:57,
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Just like that
Captain Wo... erm, I mean, errr, ah, ummmm...
Ahem... *scarpers* ;)
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kitaro loves you. Hard. IN THE FACE! *glees* ^-^, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:36,
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you think?
she looks a bit weird to me
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:36,
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I think she's pretty.
I wouldn't mind looking like her.
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Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:41,
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She's not mental!
Her neighbour's dog really did die of abdominal catastrophe . . .
bonkers unidexter fruitloop . . . 

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Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:36,
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ello DtH
good festive occurrences?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:38,
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Fnar
We lay upon a grassy bank
my arm was all a quiver
I undid her suspender belt
and her leg fell in the river...
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The Twisted Omentum I love you so much my earlobes stink!, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:36,
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