( printmeister is sanding down a burly aardvark!, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 19:13, archived)

I can't express how erotic I find this

( Jahled Meu Barato, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 19:16, archived)

I can
only using crude dance techniques and a thousand women all fainting at once
( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 19:17, archived)

Ah yes

( Jahled Meu Barato, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 19:25, archived)

"tweet," she gasped, imitating the song of a lark, as the silicon jelly slowly oozed into her intestine.
I maintained a gentle pressure on the white plastic plunger.
(_Felix ekorrar med brösten, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 19:21, archived)

if he pulls the trigger do you think it will peck Peck

( Cockweasle Snarn, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 19:18, archived)

how do you think he got his name?

( Bloop hates the psp browser, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 19:27, archived)

I thought he inherited it from his father

( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 19:28, archived)

by getting pecked?
or by Pecking?
( Cockweasle Snarn, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 19:31, archived)

Maybe it's to do with his pecker.

( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 19:33, archived)

The latest in taxidermy techniques !

( Valin . . . Ironing Cool Stuff . . ., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 19:21, archived)

Pfffft
This really needs some gun action!

Woo!
( XLVII, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 19:24, archived)

is he using..polly filler?


/tenuous
( prodigy69 is now an uncle :), Sat 5 Jan 2008, 19:25, archived)

Pffffft

( lordsaccharine is big pimping, spinning the cheese, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 19:35, archived)