yay
now do "raping private ryan"
(as mentioned below)
( Duncoffin is life., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

that's probably been done as an actual film
along with Shaving Ryan's Privates (which definitely is)
( HappyToast PS3 suspicious Blu Ray death... anyone else?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

*resists temptation of google....*
edit: might as well look for "enslaving private ryan"
( Duncoffin is life., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)