What u want done to the poor man's hand?
Que?
(CancerI Creator Of Schtool, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

THIS HAND IS LITTLE
 
THIS HAND IS FAR AWAY
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

Indeed
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Beadle#Disability

It's his right hand, i.e. left as you look at the picture. It's a woo entry, but would improve a hundredfold if you ninja'd it.

Basically because b3tards are cruel idiots who mock disability, etc etc. Wonder if this guy is one:
www.geocities.com/limpin_hill/theevilhand.html
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

AHA
I see! lolz

Basically one's a fistin hand!

Though what's this 'woo' malarkey all about?
(CancerI Creator Of Schtool, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)

last one down
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta#Text_memes
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

How do you not know about Beadle's hand?

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

I heard that Jeremy Beadle has a tiny cock.

But then on the other hand, it's huge.
( The Hedgehog From Hell "medal" is not a verb, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)