I protest at this bandwagon

(Wize, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)

no chowder for you
clams have feelings too
( McBadger in LA & Vegas until 14th July, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)

I protest! This pic makes me very hungry.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)

i applaud this message

( Bloop truly is the shoe that never sleeps, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)

and I just applaud

(Spikey, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

*falls off his chair from laughing too hard*

( SkUG once saw a duck, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)

HAHA

( Caewan in Rhyl as of several hours., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)

he has a liddle arm...

( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)

BWAHAHAHAHA!
this has just caused me to almost die.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)

Hahahha
I know these micro-bandwagons annoy some people (myself included at times), but in most of them there are one or two genuinely funny ideas, and this is definitely one of them.
( mofaha : can't come down, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)

PFFFFFFFFFFFT
we have a winnar!
( Count Vanderhoff Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:48, archived)

I had crab sticks once.
I didn't like them.
( Caewan in Rhyl as of several hours., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

Crab sticks are nice.
But they're not really crab.
Crab is much nicer.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)

One day i might try it.

( Caewan in Rhyl as of several hours., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)

It is sadly expensive :(
I mostly stick to mussels and prawns for my shellfish needs.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)

blurgh :P

( Count Vanderhoff Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)

I can't eat mussels.
or shellfish
( Caewan in Rhyl as of several hours., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)

due to knowing too much about them :S

( Caewan in Rhyl as of several hours., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)

What do you know about them?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)

Things which put me off.

( Caewan in Rhyl as of several hours., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)

Were you attacked?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)

Yes.
They touched my special places :(
( Caewan in Rhyl as of several hours., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

Then it is your duty to get revenge by devouring as many of them as you can.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

expensive?
have you priced lobster lately?
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)

No. No I haven't.
But I can get a nice bag of mussels from the market for 90p :)
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

i can walk down to the harbour and pick my own :D
well... if you like the taste of dirty boat water that is
( SkUG once saw a duck, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)

Curse you SkUG, always one step ahead.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)

BUT
i can't get decent black pudding :(
( SkUG once saw a duck, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

i need to move
either to dorset or scotland. fresh, free seafood.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

can i come too?
i'm fed up of wales
( SkUG once saw a duck, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)

yes
just don't bring any fecking lava, it's rank.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)

aint tried that actually...
i got welsh cakes if thats ok?
( SkUG once saw a duck, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:37, archived)

welsh cakes are fine
*packs belongings*
now, all we need to do is rob a bank, then we can buy a highland castle, overlooking a loch filled with finest seafoods!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)

I'll bring the mayonnaise.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:40, archived)

which gun shall i use?
the bren or the browning?
( SkUG once saw a duck, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)

browning auto?
i'd rather go old school, kalashnikov.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)

ok but i don't have one of those (yet)
my mum won't let me buy a tank or the anti aircraft gun that i want :(
( SkUG once saw a duck, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)

chuck all the dead uns and
put the rest in a bucket and use a pump to flush fresh water thru for 24 hours. Profit and gorge.

( alternately put em in a bath and change the water every few hours, they clean themselves.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)

*bears in mind for if I ever live near the seaside*

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)

Not that I do, but I do have the occasion to spend months at sea.
And with our Galley and the state of the cooks most times you are better off foraging.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:40, archived)

sounds like a plan...
my mate had a sea water tank for a while - hours of fun watching crabs eat things... but they ate all the fish too :(
( SkUG once saw a duck, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)

lucky you!
£1.97 from asda is the best deal i can get. i'd go to the fish market if it wasn't shit. it used to be big, now it's 2 stalls.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

Bury Market.
plenty of it and cheap as chips. I get at least 2 a week ( Thursdays, tomorrow is crab, lobster and tiger prawn day )
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

Bury market is awesome, I used to visit occasionally from Manchester.
I'm now in Leeds, and the Kirkgate market is similarly awesome.
The black pudding isn't the same though.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)

I concur.
Bury's black pudding is world renowned
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)

With the added bonus of disgusting my housemates and girlfriend.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)

haha
brilliant,

that should claw back some dignity
( Neon Blue is death to cars, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

Dignity you say?

(botrash, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)

hehehe
good one
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)

TWO CRABS, ONE CUP.

( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)

That is complete and utter crab.

( NinjaBadger is stealing next door's wireless at the moment, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)

hahaha!
I almost feel sorry for the little blighters now...
( Count Vanderhoff Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)

ANGRY WORK IN PROGRESS FOR YOU.

( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

superrb

( Bloop truly is the shoe that never sleeps, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)

He is angry crab.
He is getting angrier, but I am bored with him for tonight.

I shall finish his devastating rampage in the morning =]
( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)

He looks like he is about to give his bank manager
a piece of his mind
( NinjaBadger is stealing next door's wireless at the moment, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)

His LASER mind.

( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)

i can has lasermind
pls thx?
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)

Maybe.
I must install it into angry crab first, otherwise his rampage does not succeed.

You may have one after I have tested if, if that is alright with you?
( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

I'm next!

( NinjaBadger is stealing next door's wireless at the moment, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)

Alright, alright.
Everyone cue up for their lasermind.

ONE PER CUSTOMER.

They also come with this fashionable tote bag!
( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)

The only reason I'm in line!
*totes*
( NinjaBadger is stealing next door's wireless at the moment, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)

Gosh DARN it, you are so trendy!
*wants to be seen with you*
( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)

ams it crabimation tiem now pls?

( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)

I like Claude =]
Mine is much more angry and rampagey though..
( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

pfft...
that's just because you've never seen him drunk.

he is an angry drunk...

*hides the liquor*
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

his eyes look a little drunky, and it makes me smile.

( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)

That is wonderful
and reminds me of a crab with whom I had an extremely close encounter.
Naked.
In the shower.
I am waiting for a suitable QOTW to tell my story :)

( Flowerpot Section this here very much even by the way, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)

I feel offended that you would describe me as a crab.
Or is that a different story...?
( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)

It depends
On whether you are big, round, red and have pinchy claws.

( Flowerpot Section this here very much even by the way, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)

Different story then.

( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)