expensive?
have you priced lobster lately?
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)

No. No I haven't.
But I can get a nice bag of mussels from the market for 90p :)
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

i can walk down to the harbour and pick my own :D
well... if you like the taste of dirty boat water that is
( SkUG .co.uk : is broken in the head, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)

Curse you SkUG, always one step ahead.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)

BUT
i can't get decent black pudding :(
( SkUG .co.uk : is broken in the head, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

i need to move
either to dorset or scotland. fresh, free seafood.
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

can i come too?
i'm fed up of wales
( SkUG .co.uk : is broken in the head, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)

yes
just don't bring any fecking lava, it's rank.
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)

aint tried that actually...
i got welsh cakes if thats ok?
( SkUG .co.uk : is broken in the head, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:37, archived)

welsh cakes are fine
*packs belongings*
now, all we need to do is rob a bank, then we can buy a highland castle, overlooking a loch filled with finest seafoods!
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)

I'll bring the mayonnaise.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:40, archived)

which gun shall i use?
the bren or the browning?
( SkUG .co.uk : is broken in the head, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)

browning auto?
i'd rather go old school, kalashnikov.
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)

ok but i don't have one of those (yet)
my mum won't let me buy a tank or the anti aircraft gun that i want :(
( SkUG .co.uk : is broken in the head, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)

chuck all the dead uns and
put the rest in a bucket and use a pump to flush fresh water thru for 24 hours. Profit and gorge.

( alternately put em in a bath and change the water every few hours, they clean themselves.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)

*bears in mind for if I ever live near the seaside*

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)

Not that I do, but I do have the occasion to spend months at sea.
And with our Galley and the state of the cooks most times you are better off foraging.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:40, archived)

sounds like a plan...
my mate had a sea water tank for a while - hours of fun watching crabs eat things... but they ate all the fish too :(
( SkUG .co.uk : is broken in the head, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)

lucky you!
£1.97 from asda is the best deal i can get. i'd go to the fish market if it wasn't shit. it used to be big, now it's 2 stalls.
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)