crabs
you got them now, pass it on
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)

FAIL

( Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)

FUSK
GRUNTUM
( mofaha sitting quietly, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)

FZYNKGYRK SONY GURM

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:51, archived)

I'm too rich to have crabs
I've got lobsters.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)

ON UR DIK?
 
WUT
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)

WHAT?

( mofaha sitting quietly, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)

HANKE IS A REAL CLASSY GUY, YOU KNOW

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:42, archived)

WHAAAAT?!?!?!?!

( Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:50, archived)

hahaa

( Cockweasle, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE COMING TO GET YOU, ACTUALLY.

Sorry p69 old sock, if you haven't gone to bed yet. HTBD
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)

with frickin laser beams on their heads
our only defense against the sharks.
( Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:42, archived)

*I LIKE THIS*

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)

*U LIKE THIS*

( mofaha sitting quietly, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:42, archived)

*DONT YOU BITCH*

( Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:42, archived)

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:42, archived)

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)

haha
this is oddly pleasant
( Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:51, archived)

It is from a collaboration
inspired by Dr Z . . .
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)

[I still see the toenail heh]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:59, archived)

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 2:16, archived)

i'll give YOU crabs!
oh...
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)

don't fire me sir alan!

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)

Choice !

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:46, archived)

( Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)

Why does this make me giggle?

(Tribs 's ego was writing cheques his body can't cash on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:52, archived)

The notion of a less intelligent organism not only being able to communicate with humans but also insult their own intelligence by seemingly yelling peurile abuse at them is humourous in its absurdity.
edit: for example

( Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:57, archived)

Mmm
Not bad.
I still think the shark is funnier though.
(Tribs 's ego was writing cheques his body can't cash on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 2:01, archived)

so do I
which is why the elephant seal was a puny follow up...
( Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)