'ning Hamster!
I didn't know it was Thursdaymass, should I have brought a gift?
( Sonic James Doom Don't cry for me Bognor Regis, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)

Nah, you're all right
In my opinion, commercialism spoils the true spirit of Thursdaymas.
( Hamster Trippin' hates you, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)

Aha! Finally someone I can agree with.
I only get the kiddies something so it doesn't spoil it for them. I'm dreading Eastervalmass...
( Sonic James Doom Don't cry for me Bognor Regis, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)

stupid poxy easter.
no wonder there are so many fat kids.
( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)

Oi! I was a fat kid once!
It wasn't JUST Easter...
( Sonic James Doom Don't cry for me Bognor Regis, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)

pffft!
hey fatty boom boom!
( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)

*weeps*
*runs off and hides*
( Sonic James Doom Don't cry for me Bognor Regis, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)

i can see you sticking out of either side of that tree!
hahahahaha!!
( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)

Wouldn't be so bad only it's a sequoia...

( Sonic James Doom Don't cry for me Bognor Regis, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)

haha!
and i didn't wiki it or anything!
*looks about*
nope.
( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)

What I lack in sleekness, I make up for in useless tree knowledge.
The above is the extent of my useless tree knowledge.

Fuck.
( Sonic James Doom Don't cry for me Bognor Regis, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)

*bows down*
my master.
( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)

*places coffee cup on Ives's back*
*runs*
( Sonic James Doom Don't cry for me Bognor Regis, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)

*stands up*
AARRGGHHH!!!
MY ARSE CRACK!!
( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)

Yet again I have managed to turn the tables on you Mr. Ives.
Perhaps one day you will learn not to toy with my emotions.... Perhaps....

*turns away in rotating chair thingy, with cat on lap*
( Sonic James Doom Don't cry for me Bognor Regis, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)