NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE


Crabs: It's another of b3ta's occasional one-word challenges: feel free to do whatever the hell you like, as long as it's tied together by our chosen theme - CRABS!

Challenge suggested by McBadger and voted for by everyone else.
( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)

Oh. Christ.

( The Great Architect, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)

I second this

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)

succinctly put

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)

^ all of them and those ¬

I may now hibernate for the afternoon

* and get on with some work


( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)

NNNOOOO!!
it's not THAT bad shirley?!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)

It is and stop calling me Shirley!
* hands hammer back at such a rate that it is going to dent ivesb's head!
.
( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)

*pulls hammer out of head*
*flings back with such force the handle disappears into the hammer on impact*
FINISH MY SHED!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)

*Staggers round like a loon*

*what shed - what forum - what work - wtf*
( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)

this
what happened to HappyToast's idea? I thought that was a good one.
( Mushroom, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)

indeed :)

( The Great Architect, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)

or mine?
which was perhaps not as good
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)

DAMN YOU!!
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)

I've got crabs lol

( XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)

roflololol

( cr3, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)

get this one in early

yes its a bad case of the crabs
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)

Oof!
*spangs*
( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)

arf!

( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)

hahaha

( gravytrain, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)

Hmmmm....

Could be a lot of this.
Why not "Super Crabs!"
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)

cool

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)

Noooo!

( Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)

haha :(

comp it
( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)

you are having a fucking giraffe right?
after the last few days full of crab posts? Do you like seeing the same old shit over and over and over and over ad nauseum.......

I swear you do it on purpose.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)

Stop being so crabby!
*legs it*
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)

We asked the board last night
And this was the most popular suggestion. Same thing on the QOTW thread.
( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)

perhaps you need to rephrase the question

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)

That was just a temporary crab fever on the board.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)

I have just noticed.
So apologise to you but you should know better than to ask the board. They don't have a clue what's good for them.
Most are happy for a challenge that they can knock up 100 images an hour for. It makes for a very miserable board.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)

And the nightcrawlers have such good clarity of judgement.

*what? me?*
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)

and since when was this a democracy?!
RULE US WITH AN IRON FIST DAMMIT!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)

haha, sometimes the dictator knows best.
For example, a majority of people in the UK think the death penalty or corporal punishment should be brought back.
Luckily, the leaders realise it's just silly.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)

kill them all!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)

I don't want them to get as far as the death penalty.
Just bring back Eugenics.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)

haha, well much as I'd love a philosophical discussion, I'm off to my exam.
Bye, enjoy your crabs.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)

bye bye.
my crabs ( from Bury market ) have not arrived yet. I have relied on my Dad to fetch them today.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)

LIKE THIS?!!11!?

CFB
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)

noice!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)

i'm having a fucking giraffe

( gravytrain, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)

ooh,
enjoy! ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)

it's hard to concentrate when you have to use a stepladder

( gravytrain, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

I'd skip the oral and go straight for full sex if I were you

( Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)

b3ta: Serious Business
:)
( Hamster Trippin' twitter.com/#!/HamsterTrippin, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)

I really hope this doesn't lead to another flurry of lolcrabs

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)

No, it'll lead to the same flurry
all reposted in new threads.
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)

Please everyone, let's not repost all the recent crabs as new threads

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)

I think it's very unlikely anyone will listen to you.
Unfortunately.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)

no one ever listens to me
/emo moment
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)

What?

( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)

*points*
EEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)

^this^
/although he speaks wisdom
( The Great Architect, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)

^ Who said that

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)

....
*signs-up to FreakingNews*
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)

jesus christ..


everyone wanted elephants you fucktard
( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)

fuck no

*goes back to the post where people said "lets do crabs" to make a note off all their names*
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)

Who's this "everyone else" you speak of?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)

Crabs are good.

I'm hoping to see some original and funny ones.
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)