Steve was told he could catch crabs in his local public toilet


From the Crabs! challenge. See all 491 entries (closed)

( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)

hahaha
poor Steve
( Mushroom, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)

have it!


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Pfft...
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)

How rare

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)

what's that thing in its mouth?

( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)

It's trying to hide an elephant

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)

a trunk

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)

d'oh
should have guessed!
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)

the silver climaxor 3000

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)

the latest model
good taste that crab
( gravytrain, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)

cor!

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)

This is clearly NSFW
Oh, it's a trunk.
(deathbycake, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)

argh!
edit: And finally, a thought for the day: if crabs are so fantastic and people love them so much why aren't there any on the popular page, hmmmm? HMMM?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)

you sir
bitch
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)

Sir Bitch?
No, Bitch, SIR!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)

Sir Bitch i presume Sir
good day !
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)

hello Sir
hows your sexy self?
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)

Hey babe
I'm good thanks - drinking tea and content with my lot. Not seen you about for a bit - all well?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

yeah everythings fine
new job with no internets. But back at uni now so more internets.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)

Cool - nice job or meh job?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)

great job
its in gamestation, so free games and the likes whilst playing games and telling people "no we don't have any Wii's"
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)

Excellent

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)

because i haven't posted something weak done in paint
=)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)

^ this
* runs off and hides

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Woo - watch him go!
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)

hahaha!!
'we're gonna need a bigger net...'

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)

You post pictures now?
Hooda thunk?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)

when i get my home computer working
i'll have photoshop too!!
i think...

TREMBLE MORTALS!
BWAHAHAHAHA
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)

"Home Computer"
bless.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)

what?
it's a computer.... at home.
home computer.

OH SHUT UP!
*storms off*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)

Did you buy it so the kids can do their homework and you can do your household accounting?
pfffft :D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)

it was given to me actually,
and yes my thirteen year old can do his homework, and i can b3ta at home!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:59, archived)

I thought you had stormed off?
:P
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)

Your thirteen year old will raid your pron stash that you thought you'd hidden so well
and use your favorite filthy image as wallpaper so your wife sees it first thing in the morning after you've left for work. Then you'll be happy you were given a 'home computer', trust me.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)

haha!
dirty boy.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)

Not that it's ever happened to me.



That's what my work computer's for.




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( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)

hahah!
top punnage and animation and surpise combo
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)

Not worth its own thread

( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)

pfft.

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)