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( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)

careful beattie
those claws look powerful
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)

Have chips with that!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)

I wouldn't mind some chips RIGHT now
I haven't had chips in ages. I think I'll have to pay the chipper a visit later on and get a sausage supper and a steak pie. Or a fish supper, aye, a fish supper would be braw. A lovely fish supper. Grand!
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)

Mmmm
I'm going to have sausage supper later on
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)

Are you going to have a pickled egg too?
I think I might.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:27, archived)

Dunno yet

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)

You should
I'm going to have a glass bottle of Irn Bru too.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)

steady now..
this is straying dangerously close to the gay euphemism handbook for card carrying pillowbiters
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)

don't we all?
nyom nyom nyom!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)