Chars! I'm sitting at my desk doing this and the cleaner is hastily finishing her rounds.

( Dixon goddam immigrants - I'm going to emigrate., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)

Arf =]

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)

Big fish (arms stretched wide apart )
little fish ( arms brought in front, palms near touching )
cardboard box ( arms apart horizontally in front of you.
You can also stack the shelves ( hands close together, arms stretched hi in front of you and move from side to side as if moving tins of beans about in Tesco )
You are required to be very sweaty, oblivious to your surroundings and not wearing a shirt. Glo-Sticks optional.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:44, archived)

"You are required to be very sweaty, oblivious to your surroundings and not wearing a shirt."
2 out of 3 ain't bad then.
( Dixon goddam immigrants - I'm going to emigrate., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:49, archived)