Community Robbery And Burglary

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From the Crabs! challenge. See all 491 entries (closed)

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

Huh?

( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

Quick!
If they were in Doom I'd fire a rocket at the middle one and laugh
( the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

Only if they were in doom?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

What?

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

ooo I am torn between mothering them and getting a big sack and some bricks
*fights the urge to mother*
Ah well another shopping opportunity I guess
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

pity them, they are neither inteligent or skilled
and thus must survive by being really chavvy
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

LOL
HUMAN FAIL
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

Extermination
and sterilize their working class mothers

The working class, by and large, should seek permission to breed, given they are at the base of society and complete fuckwits; who 8/10 end up breeding and creating more fuckwits raised by a single parent who sees the comfort in life of council-accommodation and a life of benefits easier than actually getting a life, with the soar excuse of they are raising another fuckwit

Very simple
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

thank you
Richard littlejohn
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)

The amazing thing is i'm not
but get bored of avoiding reality

It's in front of you
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)

Stop with your liberalism.
ALL people should be chemically sterilized at birth and when they wish to breed should apply as a couple to the man in charge ( he's be a sensible man, a bit like me ) and based upon their genetic capabilities and fitness ( IQ below 130? put your dick away kid, it ain't happening ) and their fiscal ability to raise a child to become a productive member of society at 18 they could be either given or denied the right to breed one child.
It perplexes me why eugenics is so frowned upon. Stop the little cunts being born and then you don't have the moral dilemma of killing them later.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

What if you were one of the majority of people who wasn't allowed to breed?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

he's one of the people who should've been drowned at birth

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)

well that's a moot point as
I'm educated and wealthy. Plus the fact I quite actually despise kids ( let's face it, they only grow up to be adults and I hate most of those cunts ) it would not bother me much.
We are at the stage where the world is reaching the maximum amount of humans it can support, what could be a better answer than a cull of the half-wits and preventing the birth of more? Sounds like a plan to me. I might try for a seat at the locals on that policy.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)

And of course you'd be happy to step in to fill in the manual labouring job vacancies?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

What?
That's what staff are for. or are you saying that menial suitability goes hand in hand with academic inability? I'm sure plenty of people would be happy to work, it would be a pre-requisite in the bid for procreation. Sitting on a corner aged 16 getting full of cider so you end up fucked by 3 guys ( or was it 4?) and having a baby just so you can move into a council house would be a thing of the past.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)

If your prerequisite was an IQ>130,
I can't see many people with that kind of IQ being happy with that kind of job.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

I'm quite insulted now.
I allegedly have an IQ somewhat higher than that and I've done honest manual work all my life. Just because I have staff does not mean I sit on my arse.
Don't get pulled into this, if you have not spotted it yet it will dawn on you.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)

I'm sure there are people of all manner of IQs who enjoy manual labour.
But I do think it's true that the more intelligent you are, the more opportunities you will have and the less likely you are to want to do that kind of work.
Of course I'm generalising. And I can't resist getting stuck into arguments, when you hang around mostly with people studying Physics with Philosophy for three years they become daily occurences.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)

yeah but I don't have much preparation for
an honest debate. It's just a fishing trip. Something for shits and giggles. I dangle the worm of outrageous offence out there now and again just to see who can't resist biting.
I wasn't after you ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)

haha, well we all have to get our kicks somehow.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)

I agree with this
except I should be in charge

I would depopulate troublesome council estates quicker than you summon zoro
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)

I'd employ Zorro
for on the spot vasectomies.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

thats
like treating people like cattle. its the system not the people; people are a product of their surroundings, so improved surroundings = improved population. extermination would degenerate into a civil war
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)

let's be fair.
most of you are no better than cattle. Except than cattle might be a little cleaner and take better care of their young.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)

what do you mean most of you?
i'm a middle class white guy, i work as a photographer. who's you?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)

HELP US, ALL OUR HANDS ARE THE SAME!

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)