Don't make me crabby..
You wouldn't like me.. when I'm crabby..

Spidercrab
G'night y'all =]

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( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:15, archived)

PUMPASS!

( gronkpan, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:18, archived)

Yay! I'm here.
Shall I make a banner for superior designs? If so, what dimensions should it have?
( mofaha, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:33, archived)

YESYESYES!
Do it with the same dimensions as that "Your logo here" picture on the site.

I'm going home soon so I'll check back when I get there.
( gronkpan, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:35, archived)

640x200 no matter what. Arse rules!
Oh, and blinking, vibrating and sparkles.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:35, archived)

Just so you know
I'm currently looking at this tutorial.
members.tripod.com/Hopes_Heaven/globetut.htm
( mofaha, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:57, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I may not be around when this is completed, promise me you'll gaz it to me.
( gronkpan, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)

I JUST BOUGHT A COPY OF WELCOME TO HAPPYLAND ALONG WITH A CD SINGLE FROM EBAY AUSTRALIA
I AM REMARKABLY PLEASED WITH MYSELF, CONSIDERING IT'S LIKE FIFTY BUCKS TO BUY NEW ON U.S. IMPORT
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:50, archived)

THAT looks like just the thing that
could add that bit of sparkle to your work
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:03, archived)

Eye and browser bleach, please.
*closes 79 windows and desparks*
Gah! YES, INDEED.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:10, archived)

O RLY?
mah firefox prevented any pop-up action there.

YIFF YIFF BROWSE
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:24, archived)

Now, Yipee, let's add the "SPARKLES"
 
I KNEW THE MOMENT THE BACKGROUND LOADED THAT PAGE WAS GUARANTEED TO BE AWESOME
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)

OK I AM PUTTING SOME DESIGN ELEMENTS TOGETHER

THIS IS THE STANDARD SIZE BANNER PERHAPS SOME OF OUR AWARD SITES WILL BE KIND ENOUGH TO DISPLAY IT
YOUR COMMENTS PLEASE ALTHOUGH I KNOW YOU ARE NOT PROFESSIONAL DESIGNERS LIKE ME
( mofaha, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:36, archived)

disappointed by lack of wedding ring.
 
OR WOULD THAT BE TOO MUCH OF A GIVEAWAY
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:48, archived)

I THINK IT NEEDS IT TOO.
TRADITION AND ALL THAT.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:51, archived)

Hahahaha
consider it done.
I was trying to work a 'subtle' cdc in there... perhaps with shaped text or something.
Any other ideas beside the ring? I'm worried that it's still not busy/crappy enough... but ont the other hand I don't want to make it too ridiculous. I think it should be just barely plausible.
( mofaha, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:56, archived)

Colour does all that.
Good template for variations that will emerge.
Hands, if kept as secondary* theme, will pass.

*but manditory, perhaps.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:05, archived)

Ok, ring and apostrophe added

( mofaha, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:29, archived)

Here's one that fits the dimensions of the logo place-holder on the site.

( mofaha, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:30, archived)

Aaaaand
I'm spent. G'night all.
( mofaha, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 8:01, archived)

Good work, lad! All twelve halls will ring of it. CYA

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 8:04, archived)

haha!
the apostrophe make's it.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:33, archived)

Ye's
:)
( mofaha, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:46, archived)

Other side for it?
Looks perfect, and only a minor, and maybe usefull point.
Two minds on if it needs to be one or the other.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:35, archived)

You mean the ring?
Sure, I can swap it over to the other hand if you think that's better. I only put in on that hand because that's the one it's on in the original.
( mofaha, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:50, archived)

Could be mentally rejecting, ignore.
[/;-D
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 8:05, archived)

Marvellous!
I too love the apostrophe on that one
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 8:38, archived)

RING!
NOUGHT ELSE, UNEXCEPTIONABLE.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:50, archived)

i saw this ad the other day and wondered if a b3tan designed it

(maninthespoon is dialup slow on, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:14, archived)

That's standard, if understated, by many examples.
There's some real hellspawn out there.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:21, archived)

Hahah
seriously, is that real?
( mofaha, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:31, archived)

yea
the folder fades back and forth instead of flashing but yea
can see it here
(maninthespoon is dialup slow on, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:40, archived)

holy fuck.
all it needs is wobblyhead girl and flap.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:49, archived)

i think im dislexic

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:41, archived)

THAT'S THE POWER OF ARSE!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:51, archived)

ooh, e-ward is a good suggestion.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:53, archived)

Nice subcatagory for thing E.
Which would likely have nothing Eeish about them.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 8:06, archived)

An eric banner?
It should have acting talent & green & bigness.
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:59, archived)

I found this on some guy's myspace.
 
"You wont believe what I just did! I just stuck my dick in a toaster and it felt like soo cool! Then I called 1-800- toaster cock and they sent me a free macys gift card that I can use to pay totally "hawt gurlz" to strip on their webcamZ for me! like ohhhh shit! ahahaha.."

MAYBE HE WILL BE MY FRIEND
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:34, archived)

OH MY

( gronkpan, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:35, archived)

what's that thing? that thing that I'm paid to do when I come here?
oh yeah, work.

I was totally gonna do some of that today.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:36, archived)

Once you've finished sticking your dick in the toaster.
Priorities!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:38, archived)

I am glad this song's still in the live set.
 
I Will Lick Your Asshole
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:20, archived)

Fad Gadget meets DeadMilkmen?

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:33, archived)

hehheheh.
 
I must have raved on to you about the Gurge at some point.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regurgitator

unfortunately their old site's no longer updated but the myspace page is current.. see also the recent vids I linked below.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:38, archived)

I do think you were where I had heard of them from.

Good a place as any.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:44, archived)

thats not it,
he just watched 2crabs1cup.com for the first time
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:50, archived)

awwwwwww

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:24, archived)

KRABFLUFF!

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:36, archived)

I like their old stuff better than their new stuff
;-)
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)

I WILL LICK YOUR ASSHOLE.

( gronkpan, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:49, archived)

HAHAHAH

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:40, archived)

yeah, I'm still giggling about that one.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:41, archived)

i posted this bulletin a few nights back


no replies as yet
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:54, archived)

COWARDS

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:01, archived)

YOU WONT ACCEPT ME AS A FREIND!
I hope that cat skeleton scratches:I
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:49, archived)

oh, so it wasn't you then?

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:15, archived)

Rwar!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:30, archived)

don't make me ang lee
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltT9dMGiFjI

you wouldn't like me when i'm ang lee
( Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:44, archived)

*kicks sand in his face*

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:35, archived)