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what should the subject line be this week?

(It's Friday for those who never leave the house)
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)

29,035ft up to 6ft under in six easy steps

( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)

hahaha
you had that prepared
( gravytrain, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)

LIES!!!!

( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)

GET A CALENDAR, NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)

Get a calendar, never leave the house.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)

i click that
but nothing happens
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)

did it make you leave the house?

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)

nearly

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)

it only just worked then

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)

one mans calendar
is anothers home detention anklet!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)

Liverpool - European City of Yeast Culture 2008

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)

Y L
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)

Pfffft!

( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)

HAHA!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)

NEWSFLASH: JEREMY CLARKSON DOESN'T EMBARRASS HIMSELF

( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)

Writers Strike hits Newsletter: No subject line this week

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)

YOU MAY LEAVE THE HOUSE AT ANY TIME

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)

Jumping off your roof and into your throat since 2001

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)

NEWSLETTER, FOR ALL YOU LIFELESS TOADS!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)

Newsletter: just like bathing in Alan Carr's spittle.

( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)

*spluffs*
Why does this man have a career?
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)

irritatingly camp men with annoying voices always get on tv
that's the rules
( gravytrain, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)

1. minces
2. sucks off tv exec

...

5. Profit!
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)

LUBING YOUR INBOX WITH OUR BUTTERY LINKS

( gravytrain, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)

Because someone needs to stand up to our tyrannical Monarchy

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)

Is it still called a hearing when deaf person goes to court?

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)

Yes
The Judge is hearing the case, not the person

Unless the Judge is deaf, in which case mumble in Swedish
( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)

It's Crabsolutely Fabulous!

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)

It's Elephantastic!

( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)

NEWSBEAST!

( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)

The I-Spy Guide To Those Clouds That Bear A Marginal Resemblance In The Few Seconds The Perspective Exactly Matches Your Position Of Observation To Something Rather Naughty
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)

DIEGO CORNET'S NOONDAY NUNCHEON

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)

Fighting for YOUR rights to look at stupid things on the web

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)

Choking Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's Chickens since 2001

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)

WE WANTED ELEPHANTS...SOME TIT GAVE US CRABS

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)

SLIDING INTO YOUR INBOX LIKE A COCK INTO PARIS HILTON

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)

yes
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)

We're the cool kids who never used to invite you to parties

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)

Amusingly-shaped fruit and vegetables

( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)

Have you read Pratchett's 'The Truth'?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)

Spiking Britney's Starbucks with Agent Orange since 2001

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)

If newsletters could catch sexually transmitted diseases, we'd have the lot.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)

we'd have crabs this week...

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)

The Elephants would be more of a concern

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)

This week's competition: Win custody of Britney's Kids!

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)

this one, please

( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)

ha ha haaaaaa
yes
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)

MORE CRISPS THAN AN EMPTY BAG OF CRISPS

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)

The REAL capital of culture

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)

Not banned in China
Fuck 'em
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)

All the cool websites
are banned in China
( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)

Exactly
Ungrateful bastards. Don't they know who we are?
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)

Committing your honour killings for a reasonable fee

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)

STAPLE YOUR OWN MAIL SAVE MILLIONS!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)

Less a newsletter, more a sensation

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)

(Y) ^_^ (Y)

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)

Forward us to your Granny if you don't want another jumper for Christmas this year

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)

MY MONGINESS, IS KILLING ME, A-AAAND IIII...

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)

Training Islamic Militants to photoshop since 2001

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)

CONFISCATE MY BABIES ONE MORE TIME

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)

Why not try reading this in the nude while sexually abusing your pets?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)

^this
oh please this
( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)

proud sponsors of racists everywhere

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)

racists jam

apparently.
( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)

I like your suggestion on /talk ;)

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)

Free Inside: Jeremy Clarkson's Bank Details

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)

Free: Jeremy Clarkson's Insides

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)

KILL YOUR BOSS
FOR MONEY AND FUN
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)

cutting the cyber wrists of the electronic bill in digital depression.

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)

Putting Callus on your soul since 2001

( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)

"They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is..."

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)

Tis the season for redundancy!
...hello xmas temps!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)

DON'T READ THIS OR YOU WILL GET CRABS!

( XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)

Well, George, we've knocked the bastard off

( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)

Feck off with the elephants already

(Hoof Hearted, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)