I'd quite like
Andrea Mclean, the GMTV weather girl, to do her weather reports naked in the morning, but I don't suppose that will happen.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:20, archived)

doubt it
but there's always nakednews.com for good looking intelligent women in the buff.
(thursley, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:23, archived)

Hang on.
Good god, that exists!!!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:25, archived)

Reasonable rates
as well to keep you upto date on the current events.
(thursley, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:29, archived)

All News,
All Norks,
All the time.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:30, archived)

tried to say thanks in m3ss3ng3r
but it isn't working, so I'll say it here.

and I'm going to bed, g'night everybody.
( gracielou, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:37, archived)

Goodnight,
sleep tight.
Don't let the horrible pointy toothed demons that eat flesh and spit poison that live in your bed, bite.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:40, archived)

the kitties
do not spit poison. And they're warm. And they purr.
( gracielou, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)

Thats until you go to sleep,
they then shed all their fur, so they'relike furless, bulgy eyes, toothy foetus that eat raw flesh.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:46, archived)

I take it you're a dog person?
I really am off to snuggle with the demon kitties now.
( gracielou, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:52, archived)

Night night.
I hope your 'medical condition' gets better.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 10:08, archived)

night

( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:41, archived)

night
: *
( gracielou, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:50, archived)

G'night
see ya tomorrow.
( bob dinosaur, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)

I think what she wears is fine, she just needs pigtails
and a wowwipop
( gingerbenji is only ginger in the embarrassing regions, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:25, archived)

Mmmm
yes.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:27, archived)

she went to my university
she was one year above me
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:39, archived)

Was she a fox then?

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:40, archived)

didn't know her
it was a big university, only found out after I left...
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:42, archived)

Then what
bloody good are you then?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:44, archived)

Not much really
but I did meet her at the last university reunion - she has oddly pointy teeth but is even more attractive in real life.
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:49, archived)

shame it wasn't
1 inch above eh
( gingerbenji is only ginger in the embarrassing regions, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:41, archived)

eh! eh! eh!

( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)