The estate agent didn't tell her about the 'cheese on toast' that haunted the cellar

( sp3ktor yes, he of the-onion-bag.com fame, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:46, archived)

loon
wy poopla
( M@rkoni, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:49, archived)

surely that's
a fat Chicago-style Renee Zwellweger being terrified by a towel....?
(2526, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:52, archived)

Google
was surpisingly lacking in pics of cheese on toast - I ended up having to search for welsh rarebit
( sp3ktor yes, he of the-onion-bag.com fame, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 9:59, archived)