Crab will win

...but Elephant will fight nobly and well.

From the Crabs! challenge. See all 491 entries (closed)

(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 17:59, archived)

Unfortunatly crab is not camoflage.
FIRE AT WILL!
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:00, archived)

poor will
Whatever did he do to you?
(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:01, archived)

Will
stole my ex gf, burned down my house, pillaged my village and ate the last after eight.

I think i have the right to shoot him.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:03, archived)

Well that's perfectly reasonable.
Go on. Take the bastard down.
(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:08, archived)

*FIRES ZE MISSILES*
oh, my icon isn't actually an octopus, it is a many trunked elephant
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:09, archived)

But I am le tired...

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:10, archived)

Fuck.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:10, archived)

=]

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)

Its great that you said that,
as i forgot where it was from

afk going for tea.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)

But I am le tired :(

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:10, archived)

Oh well then have a nap.
THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
( petehix is selling his laptop: http://tinyurl.com/yh7bf9x, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)

many trunked elephant cthulhu?
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)

you can't kill him
unless he put the empty wrapper back in the box
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 19:11, archived)

*stabs*
I hate that joke
My dad tells me it every time I play on a game and it says "fire at will"
But really I love it.
( petehix is selling his laptop: http://tinyurl.com/yh7bf9x, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:03, archived)

the crab's name is will, OBviously

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:06, archived)

nobly?
woo!
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:02, archived)

well nobly, apparently.
right, pub teim.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:05, archived)

no·bly
[pron. ˈnoʊbli,'noh-blee]; adverb.
1. In a noble manner.
2. Courageously; bravely; gallantly.
3. Splendidly; superbly; magnificently.

Oh yes indeed.
(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:05, archived)

4. ...
5. profit!
( petehix is selling his laptop: http://tinyurl.com/yh7bf9x, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:07, archived)

:D

(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:07, archived)

.
.o)
( petehix is selling his laptop: http://tinyurl.com/yh7bf9x, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:10, archived)

You know, Nobbly Bobbly ice lollies?
They only fight with ice cream.

How did that not make sense to you?
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:06, archived)

GET HIM HITLER.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:05, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Woo! :D
(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:07, archived)

SO ARE YOU PRO CRAB OR ELEPRANT?

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:07, archived)

NEITHER.
I like them both.

I am on team kitteh.

NOBODY ELSE CAN JOIN.

Fuck it, everyone should join.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:08, archived)

THEN I AM ON TEAM PUPPY.
TEAM LASER PUPPY.
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:08, archived)

*joins*
mwahahaha
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:10, archived)

O please
I will give you cake.

(Edit: *joins*)


(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:10, archived)

Kittycake! =]
You can join, I have changed the entry rules.

Now anyone can join =]
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)

WELL I DON'T WANNA.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)

Did someone say cake?
...and kittens?

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)

\o/
Hurrah!
(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)

What have you done with the pineapple man,
crab.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:08, archived)

Crabapples exist.
Pineapples exist.

Elephantapples do not exist.

Therefore, it is the most logical themed name change.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:09, archived)

IMPOSTER.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:10, archived)

awesome
yes
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 19:09, archived)