It looks like no-one minds people posting shit MS Paint drawings of crabs.
That's a relief. Here's one at my local's karaoke nite.


( Sea Tramp tedious Derby list results now in my profile, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 1:47, archived)

So you have to push a button
to signal your readiness or she leaves and takes her domesticated freak with her?

Sounds like a good tune and a wonderful lady.
(Cakie Grandma! I love you in a salad way, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 1:51, archived)

They are ruthless slags.
And I don't think they'd like my picture either.
( Sea Tramp tedious Derby list results now in my profile, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 1:54, archived)

By the sounds of things they work in some kind of fetish club.
is this in the charts?
I sincerely hope not it could warp our childrens fragile little minds!
(Cakie Grandma! I love you in a salad way, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 1:56, archived)

It's 'Push The Button' by the Sugababes.
And, unlike 99.99999% of tunes of its type, it's a masterpiece.
Even when sung by poorly-drawn crabz.
( Sea Tramp tedious Derby list results now in my profile, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 2:12, archived)