This compo has made me realise that Jeremy Beadle
is a crab is a alien
(gaijintendo's alternative account, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)

there has been one of those laugh out loud crabs
based on this very realisation
( Bloop SnarnAndTheWorldSnarnsWithYouCrandAndYouCrandAlone, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)

Bloooooooooooop

(gaijintendo's alternative account, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)