I wish :(

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

*cuts your arm and leg off*
*welds a hook to your skin and superglues a wooden leg on**
*pokes you in the eye with a pointed stick*
*puts a pair of pants on your head*
NOW You are a pirate!
( SkUG .co.uk sunk your battleship, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

Yar har etc

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)