You need
Arkwrights bum-tightening elixir
(now available in anchovy and marmite flavour)
( Puromycin will be working on his next hangover on, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)

Click, Click, Double Click,
4 WEEKS DELIVERY TIME!!!!

I'm not gonna make it captain
(Fluffy Face is back and fluffier than ever, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)