Shhhhhh!
Or everyone will want one...
( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)

But it's on the menu
Elephanteatis

/clutching at straws
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)