pedant alert
ah well cancer means crab in latin and the disease was named after the crab because of crab-like marks
(Darth Vodka, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)

Ah yes,
but that wouldn't have been as funny now would it? ;)
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 0:42, archived)