The Miracle of Christmas Island


From the Crabs! challenge. See all 491 entries (closed)

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)

pffffft

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)

hahahaha!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)

*clicks*

( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)

hmmm
/imagines driving cars carmageddon style down the roads of xmas island.

crunchycrunchycrunchy
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)

hahaha
i watched a program on those crabs, they get splatted all the time
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)

Well if they will deliberately disregard the highway code...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)

they have to go inland to bread(or breed) or summat
then back to lay the eggs, the people leave their houses open so the crabs can stroll through, madness
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)

Awesome.
I want to be a crab.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)

www.metacafe.com/watch/80129/christmas_island_red_crabs/
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)

no worky on workypooter.
:-(
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)

aww, there are 100,00 baby red crabs per female
so the town gets covered in loads of baby red crabs going back to the woods from the sea
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)

WHOA

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)

Who are you...
Keanu Reeves?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)

No. We can tell this, because my best mate isn't humping my leg.
She met him, you see. She loooooves him.

I could be Billy Crystal.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)

kittys are not too keen

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)

CATS GOTS CRABS!!

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)

i saw
the same thing in cuba...i had to drive a chuffin jeep down a road doing a crab slalom, impossible. a crunchy couple of miles that was.
still, it's a truly amazing sight...they pile up in the shade, so there's stacks of crabs agains all the walls...very weird indeed.
(prostheses, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)

and if a few 'accidently' fall in a boiling pot of water...
too bad.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)

i assume they taste like shit as nobody was eating them
or it's like working in a chocolate factory and you get sick of them if you eat it all the time
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)

i'd guess the second one!
=D
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)

t'other way round.
They live in the woods inland, but still have to go to the sea to lay the eggs and fertilise them.

If you think that's odd, remember mammals need salty water to mate too. We just supply our own...
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)

hahaha
nice
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)

hahaha, you forgot the stupid sunglasses/hat/nipple ring ;)

( Leningrad, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)

class !

( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)

Hahaha
Nice
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)

heh.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)