NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE


Maps! Tube maps, road maps, world maps, globes - redesign a map to tell the truth. YOUR TRUTH.
( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:33, archived)

Oh god.
This is going to be shit.
Edit: blah blah mornington crescent what do I win?
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:34, archived)

you're shit

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:35, archived)

So that's why I'm so gloopy!

( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:35, archived)

And
corny!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:38, archived)

Ok have this one to start with:

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:01, archived)

Shut it
I think it could be quite interesting
( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:36, archived)

I don't,
but that's my opinion
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:37, archived)

Ah ha!

Road Maps!
(Tribs 's ego was writing cheques his body can't cash on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:53, archived)

Clan Soul in 20 years?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:00, archived)

and 10 convictions

( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:06, archived)

Dogging.
With actual dogs.
( mofaha sitting quietly, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)

Have a...

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:07, archived)

that was record time

( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:42, archived)

oo great
this actually sounds good - who suggested that?
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:35, archived)

It's
A dictator challenge. Official.
( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:35, archived)

hurrah
*steps into line*
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:36, archived)

Rob, then?

( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:36, archived)

*executes in public*

( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:43, archived)

*clicks heels*

(Tribs 's ego was writing cheques his body can't cash on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:41, archived)

Maps, eh?
*Ideainates*
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:37, archived)

again?
Fraser do you ever read the suggestion page? seriously!

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:38, archived)

Place your bets here!
How many satnav/tomtom posts do you expect to see this week?
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:39, archived)

60025 and 1/2

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:41, archived)

I expect so.
I'm tempted to search a "funny" named place and compo the coordinates as plain text.
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:43, archived)

I dont know.....
I thought the crabs one was worse.
(Wise Guy Rabbi Dedicated to MS Paint, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:44, archived)

at least you could shop something thats not just another text altering picture

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)

Who says
You have to do that?
( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)

what else is there to do with a map?
its TOAP
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)

This is why
It's called a challenge.
( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:53, archived)

maps that tell the truth...
instead of going once place... it goes another...
erm... give an example of not changing the text?
talking maps are out of the question as are shatnavs... any form of text is out - what do you suggest? this is poorly thought out
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)

what about drawing the actual map
or the globe, or the amusement park layout, or the shopping centre, or way to San Jose, or, etc etc
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:00, archived)

they pay people to do boring crap like that
this is b3ta!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)

Careful Fraser, you're talking sense
they don't like that kind of noise round these parts
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:58, archived)

whats a good compo suggestion then ?

( connor, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)

my one!
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post112546
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)

3000 pictures of george bush and every other countires leader with LOL written on it...

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:48, archived)

Ok, but enough about your posts
other people would do some awesome stuff ;)

In all seriousness, such a result can be applied to almost every challenge, yours for example will be a 3000 pictures of the same robot fighting the same dinosaur. See.
What the image challenge needs is a massive disclaimer telling people they don't have to enter if they can't think of anything actually worth doing
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)

i have only done two toaps as far as i can remember...
one was for the LOLchairs competition - infact they both where for the short lived LOLcompetition
edit : and how many robots are in a fighting pose / dinosaurs etc?
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)

Robots V dinosaurs
its in my profile
(and for those too lazy to look)
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post74507
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:46, archived)

Seriously?
When did we do this before?

Last week's challenge was last week's most popular suggestion, so yep, the suggestion board is taken into account. It might not be a majority choice but it was the most popular minority choice (if that makes sense), by some distance.
( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:48, archived)

CHANGE SOME TEXT COMPETITIONS!

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)

No-one
is asking you to TOAP. Why not try raising the bar?
( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:51, archived)

why not set the bar a little higher instead?

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:52, archived)

The bar you say?
Mines a pint. Thank you.
( The hairy aerosol is cunty cunty cunt cunt. Yes indeed., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:54, archived)

raised bars
have led to an 80% decrease in head traumas over the last 5 years.
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:54, archived)

"Use your imagination"
Is all we ever ask. Sorry you don't like the challenge.
( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7961713
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:57, archived)

It's amazing, anyone would think this site is here for something other than fun.
I'm getting really fed up of how seriously some folks are taking it.

I think it's an interesting challenge, for what it's worth, but even that isn't really important. The key point is, I'm sure it'll provide a few, uh, 'lolz'. And that's what b3ta's for, innit?
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:01, archived)

just because
we're not as fond of velour as you are ;)
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)

I'll have you know I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:06, archived)

is it
sexlexia?
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:15, archived)

No, AIDS.
*sob*
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)

the good aids
or the bad aids?
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)

I just fancy a challenge....
that may involve some actual photoshoppery instead of changing a letter in some cd / dvd / poster / map etc
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:05, archived)

Oh I know, and I agree - wasn't levelling the accusation at you really,
just virtually throwing my hands up in a semi-comic melodramatic way. ;)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:08, archived)

Awesome, I like it
Heres hoping it creates some effort
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:38, archived)

^this
I love maps, me

it's an expensive hobby :(
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:39, archived)

all i can say is
TOAP
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:44, archived)

Well yeah, but strategic
I'd love it if one day everybody on here could quit their bitching and just open up photoshop and prove the compo wrong
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:46, archived)

already have...
check out the first compo entry
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:48, archived)

TOAM?

( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)

shit
this seems vaguely geography-based.
are you trying to teach us by stealth? will we be learning?
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:39, archived)

Naples is further away from Milan

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:40, archived)

further away from milan
than what?
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:41, archived)

China.

( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)

yes
but chinese food is better
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:46, archived)

chinese food is better
than what?
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:51, archived)

better than
napolese food
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:53, archived)

LIES!
Italian wins.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:10, archived)

Bristol

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:47, archived)

in that case
*books one way ticket to napoli*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)

naples
is clearly much closer to milan than bristol is.
come to think of it, it's closer than china, too.
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)

who's reading a book on topology, here?
(admittedly called "Topology Now!", but still).
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:53, archived)

not me!
*hides copy of take a break*
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)

Wait, they don’t love you like I love you;
Wait, they don’t love you like I love you;
Ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aps;
Wait! They don’t love you like I love you.
( connor, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:42, archived)

that was my first thought too

( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:44, archived)

fucking awesome song
and even better video
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:47, archived)

I would just like to interrupt the proceedings
and proclaim my love of this tune.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)

subliminal messaging
maps spells 'spam' when mirrored, spooky eh?

Could be an interesting challenge methinkies!
( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:42, archived)

Can I request we do the one I suggested last week next week
Quite a few people liked the sound of it
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)

What was it?

( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)

as long as the last bit doesn't become an official rule,
yes. ;)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)

why not? all it says is stop and think before rushing in

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:52, archived)

it just didn't seem very fun
but i'm very aware that i have a high tolerance for shite
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)

why wouldn't it be fun?
if anything it encourages better hummus
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:56, archived)

Ignore me, I'm just on an 'oh please everyone RELAX!' tip.
It'll pass. ;)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)

I clicked it.
& lulu put the book in the post today :)
( Stephen_Seagul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:51, archived)

about effing time!
:)
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:57, archived)

I didn't like the preachy bit at the end

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)

maps?
maps?
someone come up with am alternative.
(katesbush, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:52, archived)

Pams!
Pam Grier, Pamela Anderson, er...

Somebody else come up with an alternative.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)

Hidden crabs

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:58, archived)