haha
I saw this today: www.amazon.co.uk/Being-Elizabeth-Bennet-Create-Adventure/dp/184354606X

and I rightly despaired
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

i hope one possibility is a red dwarf style tank
attack
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)