Switzerland is famously neutral
But I think they've taken it too far this time...
CFB

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( Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)

I have no strong feelings one way or the other about this
"What makes a man turn neutral? Is it lust for gold? Power?"
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)

Yay for Futurama
The neutral jokes were some of the best ever.

Going to his death: "If you see my wife, tell her I said 'hello'"

Edit: Watch it here! Now!
( Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

trial and error with litmus paper.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

I love you...
although I remember my arse of a science teacher having to call it "trial and improvement".
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)

Eyyyyy, that's three in two days.
Your arse of a science teacher was obviously not aware of the concept of 'failed experiment more exciting than successful experiment'.

Or maybe that was just us in our Chemistry class. Have you seen 'Will It Blend' on youtube? We did 'will it burn?' on most of our experiments.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

i have a scar on my neck from a chemistry lesson
when i was 15. the teacher detonated a conical flask filled with hydrogen. glass everywhere. it was awesome.
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)

You are Whasisname Dyer
AICMFP
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

well remembered

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

I remember him
the guy who went to France?
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

and sang like Barnaby Bear

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)

Ah yes
Jacob Dyer.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)

that's the badger.
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)

eh?

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)

It's just this crazy guy
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=49887
he's a nonsense
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)

That sounds awesome.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

Just remembered being back in sixthform- was ordered by some teachers to give some visitors a guided tour of the school (i had been sitting in the common room, playing cards at the time.) Anyway, so I was taking them around, got up to the science dept, saw one of my teachers (chemistry) giving a lesson though the door window, turned to the guests, and told them she was a bit up herself and her lessons were boring, thinking I was funny. One of the visitors then pointed out he was her husband.
( theoriginalsteve CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)

Prime opportunity to say
'Well you know what I mean then. What a bitch. Poor you.'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)

the arse of my science teacher was a wonder to behold

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

I had one female science teacher
Mrs Neill, Biology. 80s fringe to beat all others.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

I fell in love with my science teacher
she taught me about the rock cycle and let me doodle in the margins of my homework.

She was great, and spawned in me a lifelong interest in curly haired brunettes.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

my science teacher was hot
but then I found out she had and affair with another teacher, and left her husband.

I felt I'd missed an opportunity.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)

Haha
Oh the dreams of our spotty youth.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

my last serious girlfriend
was a science teacher, and hot.
For the first time in my life I felt the envy of horny kids. It was ace.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)

it's a desire for cookoo clocks
and chocolate.

the downside is having phil collins move in
( MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

And Lewis Hamilton.
I don't get the whole 'OMG HE'S AMAZING'.

He can drive. Fast. He's 21.

SHOCK FUCKING HORROR.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)

Sodding Lewis Hamilton
Never has one man so gleefully taken the cheque and shouted "I HEARTILY ENDORSE THIS PRODUCT OR SERVICE". Except perhaps Tiger Woods - I don't believe he is quite as excited about business database software as all those posters in airports would have us believe.
( Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)

Hi, I'm the late Dame Thora Hird
And I don't go anywhere without my Dremmel multitool.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)

If I had been drinking coffee just then
I'd need a new Macbook.
( Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)

I loved the patio doors ads
with Det. Con. John Stalker (ret.)

It pleased me that a stalker made it as a top policeman.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)

So simple, even Drummer can do it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)

Is that so she can fix her stairlift on the fly?
How very practical of her.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)

So she can fix her Tec-9, more like.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)

'I see a miniature chocolate Phil Collins coming out of a clock every hour to tidy up his nazi gold'

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

Try bloody living here....
wall to wall smug.
( Colonel Boris Kangaroos are jumped-up rabbits, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)