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From the Maps! challenge. See all 312 entries (closed)

( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)

hahaha!!
we should print those and hand 'em out to tourists!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)

or replace the freebie maps that are in tourist information shops

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)

MWAHAHAHAHA!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)

"Do I change here for Crack Den?"

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)

*claps*

(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)

I'm in Smells of Urine right now...
You have a point...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)

I'm between Smells of Urine and the unnamed station in the middle.

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)

I'm in Smells of Urine and I'm not even in the UK

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)

BASTARD!
I looked so carefully!

GAAAAAAAAAH!


( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)

just add horizontal lines either side and it can be Goatse Junction

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)

Strictly speaking so am I...
but I didn't want to mention that...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)

Sounds like fun!
I've had very little experience of the London Underground. I think that's enough.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)

Is it possible to vomit with unhappiness?
I shouldn't be on here, I'm going to bring everyone down.

I don't suppose someone wants to hire a web designer with no experience and qualifications and train her up, do they? She's very nice, and she makes an excellent cuppa.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)

mebbe
I'm probably leaving my job in the next few months and I need a replacement
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)

I have no idea how to design webs.
But I'd love to learn.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)

s'easy
I do more print stuff though, but that's easier
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)

Oooh, that's manwife's area, is that.
He does litho stuff, and design.

I have no qualifications, save an apprenticeship in customer service, two mickey mouse a levels and some half decent GCSEs.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)

If I were to ignore my giggling,
you would still get a click for having 'Cunted-in-the-Fuck' in your image! \o/
*clickeroonies*
( kitaro loves you. Mwah! ^o^, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)

I seem to recall..
someone did a tube map where all the different stations were relatively mild swear words, with the exception of a DLR station called "Brutal Anal Rape".
nonetheless, I like yours cos it's rude.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)

hmm, now you come to mention it, I remember that too...

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)

Just the three words Brutal Anal Rape
make me giggle like a loon. On a map, I may die.

( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)

I remember one where all the station names were replaced by anagrams

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)

ah, that was a good one

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)

Mornington Crescent.
I win, I believe.
( mofaha : life during wartime, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)

I have one on my wall where they are all replaced with real stuff
e.g. the northern line is philosophers, central is kings of England etc...

I only have it so I can refer people to it when they ask real transport questions and watch them get confused.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)

Cool.

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

That was a good idea poorly executed
in that the names of interchange stations should have been relevant to both line but weren't.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)

this is the exact same complaint I had about it
are you me?
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)