Is Dirty Beer
a proper word.

"Excuse me Landlord, my Beer is dirty!"

I don't think so.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 16:15, archived)

I worked in a pub once
the locals had these phrases

oscar wilde = pint of mild
gary glitter = pint of bitter
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 16:16, archived)

Erm.
I think they were talking about something else when they were offering you "gary".
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 16:17, archived)

up the shitter
yeah yeah. nah, it wasn't a gay reference. it was simply down to a slightly mad landlord.
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 16:18, archived)

a slightly gay and mad landlord

( Dr Drink, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)

They used to think that gays were mad - Alan Turing was medicated for it
.
(Mattyboy, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)

Didn't they
give him hormones to give him breasts? And when he'd finished playing with them he killed himself? As sad as it is I pished myself when I saw it on the 100 Greatest Britains..
(Frigidheir, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 16:33, archived)

he
finished playing with them?? how?
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 16:46, archived)

they say "dirty beer" up north
can't remember why
( isthisyou?, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 16:17, archived)

It's used when you mean
Dark Ale which, depending on your landlord, more than likely contains the dregs collected from last night. That's why me grandad always has Light Ale to make sure nowts been added to it.
(pattybutty and chips, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)

So ironic = Gin and Tonic
Salmonella - the fish is off
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 16:17, archived)

I worked in a pub
that had a steady supply of stuck up, so called Rich people who couldn't just ask for a Vodka and Oranje Juice, but said 'V and OJ, please'
Twunts.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 16:18, archived)

Vim
and onanism juice.
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 16:20, archived)

One of my pals
regularly asks for a VD (vodka and diet). Go figure...
(bedsitmartyr : Doctor of Bottles, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 16:20, archived)

"vera and philharmonic please, dave"
/Minder
( isthisyou?, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 16:21, archived)

I hope you spat in their drinks
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 16:25, archived)

A pint of Uri please....
Uri Geller = Stella
/coat
(Pooch, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 16:24, archived)