I made a map.
Sorry for offending any yanks whose states I have besmirched.
I based this on stereotypes generated by the media. So it's their fault.



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(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)

best american map so far
oh yes
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)

oh yes
and yes again
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)

Yay!
I'm in one of the five states you failed to besmirch, so I'm not offended at all!

KillerKitti, on the other hand...
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)

which?
WHICH?!!
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)

I'm not telling - nyah nyah!
...of course, I already mentioned it on the board down below. : (
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)

They continually take the piss out of it on futurama
so I thought why not.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)

Oh my yes!
...in the words of Professor Farnsworth.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)

damn
Hawaiians, not even proper septics ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)

I believe Jack Johnson is one of them
which is reason enough for nuking the whole ocean, just to be on the safe side.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)

I concur
as long as they get Dwayne I'm all for it.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)

Hahaha, an admirable amount of effort spent on that one!
I salute you. And also laugh at many of your captions.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)

arf! i like chicago!
that would make a good band name
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)

Jamaica

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)

Nicely detailed!

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)

WIN.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)

thanks.
I did what I could.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)

What happened to Alaska and Hawaii?

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)

they fell off.
sorry. I only realised when I had done about half...
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)

terrorists

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)

I already knew
I live in Hell. Didn't have to map it out. :p
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)

for *hell*
read 'america'
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)

apologies.
Next, I'll make a UK one.

THEN THE WORLD!
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)

No no, it's the
armpit of hell.
( mofaha : life during wartime, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)

I must agree
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)

arf!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)