You haven't lived until you've flown Lao Airlines.
And if you've flown Lao Airlines, don't take it for granted that you'll live.

I was sat next to an extremely nervous girl from New York, who had spent days telling me how much she hated flying. The first thing I did was read the safety card, which told me about the life-jacket under the seat.

I decided not to tell her that there were no life-jackets under the seats.
( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)