COULD BE A SQUIGGLE NOT A CIRCLE

( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)

it'd be a square wouldn't it?
its just reminded me of those turtle things we had in school
( Tom O'Bedlam Recycle. Re-use. Reanimate., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)

Ohh I remember drawy turtle.
How pointless it was....
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)

winlogo
i figured out how to make spirographs with it, kept me educated for a week*

*minute
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

If the roads were straight and the turns exact right angles.
So only if you were in Milton Keynes
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)

I hate it there.
And I keep seeing jobs there, and it's dead near me, but I'd never make it to the interview, I can't ever find ANYTHING there.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

I went for an interview there once for a shitty summer job.
I was held up by a lorry crashing, presumably through despair.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)

Word.

( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

is it not easier to find your way round
'merican cities are dead easy to navigate.
( Tom O'Bedlam Recycle. Re-use. Reanimate., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

Not for me.
It makes me claustrophobic, and it's AWFUL. MK chavs are terrible.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

i've not been there
but i'll see your MK chavs and raise you Woking Chavs. they've tried to mug me twice, once with some success. little sods. thing is cos we're so close to staines they think they're in Ali G as well. grrr....
( Tom O'Bedlam Recycle. Re-use. Reanimate., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)

MK chavs=
OI.....OI YOU....FUCKIN....BLACK HAIR



(when my hair was black)

Oh well done there.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

Chavs get a bad press, they can be helpful.
They often point out to me where I can find a local hairdresser.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

Long hair on men equals win.

( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

Bah
/hairs too curly to grow long blog
( Tom O'Bedlam Recycle. Re-use. Reanimate., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)

You're a ragamuffin.
It's all good.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

thats not a bad description
it's only an actual need to earn money that has stopped me putting on my CV that i'm an "executive ne'er-do-well"
( Tom O'Bedlam Recycle. Re-use. Reanimate., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

Mr Gummidge, Esq.
That was cruel, I just couldn't think of anything else.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

better than bloody johnny borrell

( Tom O'Bedlam Recycle. Re-use. Reanimate., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

:D I'm such a cunt.
*fluffs*

edit- not fluffs in that way.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

you can live for now
i don't have any assassin orangs yet...





yet...


edit: i'd hoped not
( Tom O'Bedlam Recycle. Re-use. Reanimate., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

Oh, I know.
They're only jealous of my shiny locks.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

As they should be.
I've not even seen them, but I'm sure they're excellent.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)

oh those kind
oh dear.
Liverpool's scallys are a laugh. she's got red hair and when we were in the town centre she got heckled with "Oi whats the red hair about, are you a goff? can you do goff magic and shit?"
( Tom O'Bedlam Recycle. Re-use. Reanimate., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)

GOFF MAGIC!
I've got goff magic. I can make myself 5 inches taller at will.



But them boots are well hard to walk in when I'm pissed.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

i got the best insult ever
from a little scally a few weeks ago. he ran up to me and shouted "big knickers!" i just looked at him and said "of course, i can't fit my arse into small ones!" this seemed to confuse him, so he ran off as his mates laughed at him.
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

Oh bless!

( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

i find it's more fun
to confuse them than to shout at them
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

Ahhhhh, the bamboozle.

( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

haha
then your goff magic is used up on trying to keep you vertical
( Tom O'Bedlam Recycle. Re-use. Reanimate., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

I dye my hair wiv plants!

( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

*points* goff

( Tom O'Bedlam Recycle. Re-use. Reanimate., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

Slightly.
Not as much as when I was a teen. I now appreciate that Stevie Wonder is the MOTHERFUCKING MAN.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

his early stuff yeah but the later stuff is a bit crap
i used to be a little punk, then grew up and discovered cardigans. now i occasionally worry i sold out. then i realise how much of a twut i probly looked
( Tom O'Bedlam Recycle. Re-use. Reanimate., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

The trouble is, the only thing worth finding is the way away from it

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

good point.
i'm thinking geometrically. thats not how to thnk
( Tom O'Bedlam Recycle. Re-use. Reanimate., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)