it'll hurt like fuck
for about a week, but i can expect to lose 2 stones in the first fortnight. my mate's mum had it done, she looks like cher now!
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

again...wow.
don't get it done in st georges though....every time they do an x-ray my tv loses reception
( skivesagain is now in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

pff!
the nhs is pulling its postcode lottery b.s on me, so i'm going to a private hospital in macclesfield
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

its true I'll have you know......!
I live right behind the hospital and our lights dim when they switch their ungodly machines on.

well that's a result. id say private is the way to go! i hope it all goes well....sounds a bit scary
( skivesagain is now in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

after 14 assorted operations
several of them highly experimental, i don't get scared anymore! :)
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

what a nightmare......you are a brave struggling writer
well, maybe this one will work and at least you will have some material to send the bmj..?
( skivesagain is now in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

i'm not brave, i'm just lucky!
i should be blind and/or dead by now, the surgeons at moorfield's in london are fantastic.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

jeez...don't know what to say to that...
other than hats off to the surgeons. got to give yourself some credit for staying strong etc though
( skivesagain is now in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)