just a quick entry :)

(philliph, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

that made me lol
taking the piss out of northerners is great.
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

not half as fun
as taking the piss out of southern pansies
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

I don't know what I am any more.

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

pssssh !
at least us southerns don't all shag in bus stops ! thats all i saw when i had the misfortune to go to leeds. that and jo brands plus size fashions - clothes shop.. i wish i got a photo of that.
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

I've been in Leeds for several months and haven't had sex in a bus stop once.
Am I ugly?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

no
as i have it on good authority from my sexy friends in leeds (and i have no others) that only the munters shag in bus stops

comes from living on t'wrong side of t'pennines that munterness
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)

Splendid. I was in Manchester for 3 years before this,
so the sexiness must have stayed with me.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

oh wait
in that case it may be the leprosy that's caused you not to get laid.
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

I was told my leg fell off due to natural causes

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)

well in manchester
that is natural causes
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

sexy people in leeds ?
they excist...well bollocks..why did i pick one of the ugly ones. :(
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

they are all female
i'm afraid. i also have it on good authority that the blokes up there are tossers
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)

Apart from me.
Obviously.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)

obbbviously.

( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)

oh yes i can vouch for that whole heartedly.
but it's not something exclusive to the north. sadly.
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)

no
it's something exclusive to leeds

liverpool has some nice blokes, unfortunately i'm currently in bristol, and most of the other ones i can think of are gay
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)

bristol has it's fair share of tossers.
i probably just hate men. =X
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)

i'm sure it does
i'm just not one of htem
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)

yes
and you have a micro penis.

or possible high standards of lady
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

And a girlfriend in a different city.
yes, and a micro penis
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

*does secret micropenis gang handshake*

( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

Go go team micropenis!

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)

you tell em
maybe it's because i'm a lundarnar,
that i luv lanhdarn town
( mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)

hahahahaha
you been drinking sir ?
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

moi?
i had a little sweet sherry after super
( mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

eeeww sherry is nasty.
so it was just a wee one ?
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

it was mainly sherry vapor
i don't hold with the devils sweat that is alcohol,i'm a clean living young gent of high moral values
( mongychops, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)

why of course old chap

( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)

only 1.5 litres
you really are cutting down.
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)

get orf me barra!
gawd blimey, luv a duck!
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

You may have missed something here m'dear
there is no job centre in Highgate, and I live one step beyond, but don't step onto the platform to unleash a hearty 'AAAAAAAAAAAAA'
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

AAAAAA
*hits head* oh I get it- ey ey ey ey.


I just thought it was AAAAAAAA.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

it would be funnier if
after 33 years living in liverpool, i'd ever heard anyone outside of an episode of harry enfield saying it.
( Smash Monkey inventor of bacon and egg soup, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

I bet you hear a lot of AAAAAAA though.

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

only
when i'm on holiday
( Smash Monkey inventor of bacon and egg soup, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

nooooo
I mean more 'aaaaargh'.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)

only
when that one guy woke up...
( Smash Monkey inventor of bacon and egg soup, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

weirdly
it was when i moved south for uni i heard people say it

it's even funnier now than it used to be

please note, i can take scouser jokes, but as THFH says, if a joke's funny it's funny "hahaahahahhaha thieving scouser" has worn ever so slightly thin especially since the dirty mancs have a higher theft rate
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

yep
that's stereotypes for ya!
( Smash Monkey inventor of bacon and egg soup, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)

why are you
taking the piss out of geordies??
just cos the govt have fucked over their largest employer
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

To be fair
the govt. have done Wales, the SW, the Midlands and the SE too.
I'm SE and looking at my 3rd redundancy in 10 years :(
( sundae_girl_2004 innit., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

nice
but did they fuck you over by causing panic on the streets of Newcastle?

this whole "crisis" would never have come about if the govt hadn't said that they'd been ASKED for a loan. until that point NR didn't need the money they'd requested, it was just an emergency procedure, after the announcement so much money was withdrawn that they now needed the loan.

i may shop a blackadder goes forth/allistair darling mashup tomorrow if it's not already been done

*vent over*
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

Vent accepted and washed over without harm
I was subbed at Luton when they closed Vauxhall. Literally thousands out of work at a stroke. Me included; and i had just reached a career highlight- on the design team for the VX220. Yes folks, if it catches fire blame me coz I did the wiring loom. I then did a few years in defence. Dont ask coz I wont tell.
Now i work in a fecking warehouse counting suits.
Sob stories? I got 'em and the north don't own 'em.
( sundae_girl_2004 innit., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)

A x B x C = X
if X is less than the cost of a recall then we don't do one

*hugs*

i'm kinda a bit worried now cos my sister in law works for northern rock. she's comfortable enough that she's not immediately at risk of losing her job, but if it escalates to the point of massive or total redundancies then she may be screwed, and although my bro earns a fair wage it won't be enough to support the family.
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)

Hugs back
I'm all depressed now so bed time.
( sundae_girl_2004 innit., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

Why eye man
Thas propa mint like
(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

Being in the midlands is a nightmare.
Northerners think you're southerners.
Southerners think you're northerners.

We think they're all cunts.
( Munsta is looking for hummus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

You fucking easterners!

( Koba Look out!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

You missed 'whippet'.

( RBF esquire went a bit squiffy at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)