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(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)

YES
Massive but I still need to squint. Prize in the post.

^{EDIT: Sorry, I meant: could you possibly make it a little smaller, please? Thanks awfully.}
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)

OKIES
Smaller now, hope the eyes get better ;)
(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

\o/
I love you.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)

Scale 1:1

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

It's quicker by pogo stick
and very probably smaller
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)

have you actually changed anything?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)

always!

(31eeweep remember, I am capable of inflicting severe pain, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)

Carol Smillie needs her tongue cleaning

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)

cleaning removing
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)

removing chemically burnt out by a team of clumsy, blind sadists
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)

her tongue cleaning to be chemically burnt out by a team of clumsy, blind sadists
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)

e clean
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)

I wish my surname was 'Smillie' instead of 'Miserablekunt'
I would get it changed by deed-poll but I come from a long line of Miserablekunts and it seems a bit of an insult to my family and all the other Miserablekunts out there.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)

According to my Scottish friend
She pronounces it wrong, and it's pronounced 'smelly'.

I don't care if this is right or not, it's right for me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)

I pronounce it 'stinkbat'

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)

I miss changing rooms.
'HOW TO MAKE YOUR HOUSE LOOK CHEAP' it should have been called.

MDfriggingbastardF.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)

^this^ hard.
if you spend a pittence, it looks like you've spent a pittence!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)

I told this story on here a couple of weeks ago
but I once shouted out someone's name, in a shop full of people in Wishaw. The name was Fanny Smellie.

She wasn't there. I was then informed that it's actually pronounced "Smiley".
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)

Ha! Smelly it is
Nobody wanted to stand next to old smelly on "Wheel of Fortune" did they.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)

those scots, eh
never pronouncing things the way they're supposed to
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)

hehe!
i just lifted that face source for future use.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)

this is my girlfriend's best friend
I find the similarity disturbing yet erotic as she does indeed have very nice buttocks.



(31eeweep remember, I am capable of inflicting severe pain, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)

which neck is hers?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)

Is her neck weird or is it just the angle?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)

no
that's her buttocks!
(31eeweep remember, I am capable of inflicting severe pain, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)

Mmm mmmmm
them's some mighty fine neck buttocks!
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)

necktocks!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)

Of all the sentences you never thought you'd say...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)

Oh B3ta is a treasure trove of things I never thought I'd say...
though admittedly, "mighty fine neck buttocks" is particularly high on that list...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)

What happened in New York was they used to tie me on the beach and rub sand all over my assneck

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)

speaking of buttocks
this gem has just been posted over there
www.b3ta.com/links/Gay_Cruising_an_ill_informed_guide
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)

ah cannae see you tube at work!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)

bookmark it.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)

NECKS!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)

use wanking.

also Carol smilie?


( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)

urgh.
Reminds me of that bit in Alien Vs Predator 2 which nearly made me throw my lunch from my guts out backwards.
(Jimbotfu is bringing home the bacon!, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)