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From the Wrong Man For The Job challenge. See all 405 entries (closed)

( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)

nasty
.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)

he's not an experienced proctologist
but he'll still ram his cock up your arse
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)

The proctologist's creed;
One finger professionally, two fingers socially.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)

three fingers
a crowd
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)

a crowd a slut
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)

you promised
you wouldn't call me that anymore!
*sobs*
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)

Oh dear God not another crying woman today.
I can't handle it. I go all silly. You're not a slut.


Just promiscuous.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)

that's better.
i don't mind being promiscuous, it means i get lots of sex.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)

which in turn makes you a slut
/hates world blog
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)

if you give me the wool
i'll make you one, too.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)

i could do with one actually
*realises how alone i am*


*cries*
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)

you're never alone
with schizophrenia
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)

Yes we are.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)

Can't argue with that I suppose.
Up the promiscuous! Pun intended.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)

yes
right up.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)

it's funny cause he's gay
 
oh. no, it's not.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)

Errr....
More to do with wreaking excessive internal injuries on someone through the back passage and then covering up the wholoe thing when the coppers come-a-calling.
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)