it's funny cause he's gay
 
oh. no, it's not.
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)

Errr....
More to do with wreaking excessive internal injuries on someone through the back passage and then covering up the wholoe thing when the coppers come-a-calling.
(Colonel Boris Just means more bugs for us to kill..., Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)