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From the Wrong Man For The Job challenge. See all 405 entries (closed)

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)

jesus

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)

no
spike milligan
( mictoboy, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)

:)

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)

What

( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)

he wasn't talking to you, DAD

( mictoboy, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)

hey!
where's my message go?
(John Leslie, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)

don't worry about it matey
i'm BAAACK :)
( mictoboy, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)

he's your kid...
remember?
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)

He's out at the moment. I can take a message.

( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)

have you seen my hammer lately?

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)

*prostrates
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)

way to piss on a man's memory...
i am so very upset to find that this is effectively real
( mictoboy, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)

*re-appears*
YES! A well-thought out, clever and funny challenge entry.

I'm just going to pretend the last few hours have been filled with these, and not bother scrolling down.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)

i do not agree
this is the last person i would have choosen
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)

of all the people why barrymore?
might aswell slip- this in for no reason

(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)

Hahaha
The guy was a bit crap
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)

UGH, what horrid news.

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)

Michael Barrymore
*is* pretty funny though...

If you forget all the other nonsense.

He is.

Sorry.
( Collatallie Sisters, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)

i will give you 10 seconds to run

(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)

Thank you
Robocop. :)
( Collatallie Sisters, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)

how dare you imply that i am a robot vigilante
although you may be right...
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)

awwwwwright!!!
haha. kills me every time.
( deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)

was funny
although he is barking mad, so i guess he's halfway qualified.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)

no
no
no
no
NO
(John Leslie, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)

funny?
awwite?
quick member of the public, do something shit, I'll do a dance and make a face!
quick kid say something funny, I'll make a face, and do a dance!
errr, awwite?
(Spikey, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)

when he very very first started
he was amusing, none of that game show bollocks on itv.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)

I shall slip this repost in as its vaguely related

(LargeDoner, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)

he's far too tall to play Spike.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)

and not nearly dead enough.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)

please god no
i'll kill all of you if allow this to happen.
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)