I... I... I... Yes, that fits on there. Now, what do I have left? Oh yes, beak...

( Mushroom, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

but does it milk?
edit: sorry, also, very nice. i love platypussies me
( Tom O'Bedlam My dad is bigger than your dad. Sing it., Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

yes they can be
but they don't have nipples - they sweat milk.

but enough about Boris.

:D
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all beards, beards, as far as the eye can see, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

*much shudderence*

( Tom O'Bedlam My dad is bigger than your dad. Sing it., Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

:)
Although possessing mammary glands, the Platypus lacks teats. Instead, milk is released through pores in the skin. There are grooves on her abdomen that form pools of milk, allowing the young to lap it up

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus#Reproduction
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all beards, beards, as far as the eye can see, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)

Clear evidence that there is a designer.
And that he's a fucking weirdo.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

so that may in fact be the first sensible use of a meme
bugger me. they're spectacularly weird animals aren't they? best argument for evolution or a god with a sense of hummus
( Tom O'Bedlam My dad is bigger than your dad. Sing it., Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

they're fucking strange
they're also the only mammal that is poisonous.

edit: as in - the males have a poisonous spur that apparently can cause very serious pain in humans.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all beards, beards, as far as the eye can see, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)

late edit:
the platypus isn't the only venomous mammal, even.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venomous_mammals
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all beards, beards, as far as the eye can see, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)

"and also why the duck billed platypus*

*not why it does anything, just why"

may not be entirely accurate, my copy of the last continent is 180 miles away
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)

beautiful.

( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

arf!
*click
(Alpaca hmmm, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

He'll get a nasty rash from touching that thing.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

cor
thats a vast improvement... just change boris's head for that of a walrus and you've completed it!
( SkUG .co.uk : have you seen this pie? reward 26p, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

Put it on his bill !

( Valin . . . Slipping Between The Shimmering Drops . . ., Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)

Ha ha
Thanks Boris, for your gift of playtpi we are truly grateful.
( Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)