Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar...
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The Barman asks, "Why the long face?"
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( NobbyNobody, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)

BECAUSE OF REDEX.
Edit: I think it's worse now I can see it.

*GROO*
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)

That's an improvement
Talentless, hideous horse beast
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

'shopped photos only please.

( SexFace You're all cunts, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

:D

( prodigy69, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

this gets a click
think i did the first time round as well :p
( doph almost ps3 tiem! gotta get lcd telly first, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

It's not her fault
When God was handing out looks she thought he said "books" and asked for something scary.
( NobbyNobody, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)

Oh how I despise that woman.

( Cockweasle I'm a owle, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)

arf
www.b3ta.com/board/7989343
( Fishcat Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)

I hear she's partial to carrots and apples.
( HairyTwatter Harry Pyotr and The Chamber of State Secrets, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)

She looks like my RE teacher.
Except I'm not sure who's uglier.
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)

I nver had a re-teacher
I learnt ok the first time around.
( NobbyNobody, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)

badum-tsh.

( NobbyNobody, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)

www.mikenco.com/plom.php
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)

Sounds like something from the Matrix.
"Neo, it's time for you to meet...the RE-TEACHER"
(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)

Shes got a face like a foot

( Lord Turkey Boy making the world better through turkeys, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)

Thank God
I thought it was just me who thought she had a face like a cow's arse.
(ianisme, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)

The most flagrant false advertising there is
(Fluffy the Defenestrator windows smashed at no extra cost!, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)