I wanna cook sometin weeeally simple, right? weeeeally simple


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( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)

I want to kiss and hold hands with Jamie Oliver.

( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)

just remember to try and avoid choking on his tongue.
and that sounds a bit filthy.
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)

Well, no.
That's why I want to kiss and hold hands with him. To choke him.
( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)

lovely
i still find him entertaining.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)

entertaining a twat
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)

no, i disagree
i still like him as a presenter, i like his style of cooking, and i like him moaning about kids eating crap, also jools is lovely.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)

Have to differ
Got no problems with him as a cook - I actively like his books, it's just every time he opens his gob I want to brick it up for him. Sorry.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)

Arf!


( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)