Lets just get this one out the way.


Seams fine to me

From the Wrong Man For The Job challenge. See all 405 entries (closed)

(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)

*giggles*
FP this now!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)

Afternoon ma'am!
How's everything?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)

Yes, we demand to know how belly fox is :)

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)

Yes :)

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)

weekly scan updates would be good

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)

Ah, would that this were possible
However, the next one will not be until 26th March.

As far as I know it's ok though :)
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)

it is possible if you have enough money to purchase your own ultrasound scanner.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)

Er, yes, that may not happen
Of course, if I still had a job, not only could I actually earn some money to make this even vaguely possible, but I could also ask the ultrasound dept very nicely if they wouldn't mind doing quick scans for me once a week, seeing as I arranged to keep the unit working and all that....
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)

there must be a gadget with a usb that you can buy
so that you do home scans.

get me mr fuji on the phone i've found a niche in the market.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)

Well given that the probe alone costs £3500 (second hand)
I'd say it's unlikely
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)

For a probe
For a high duty cycle, low production unit costs 3500 second hand. Bet it could be brought down a lot for high volume home quality.
(Richy_T is back on two wheels, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)

Oh, probably
But then you'd have a load of neurotic women who don't know how to read an ultrasound properly running to A&E because they'd seen something worrying. It's not a wonderful idea. Same reason I don't agree with home bought foetal heart monitors.
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:36, archived)

home bought faecal monitors
on the other hand...
(B|unt In my fantasy I sail beneath your skirt, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:50, archived)

Manley?
/ac
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)

I wonder if we can persuade someone to build a Home Use Manley?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:54, archived)

probably
but could we persaude someone to buy it?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 18:04, archived)

the cost would plummet once they start getting knocked out in china
no home should be without one, i'm sure it'd have a myriad uses, no more having to stick your hands down the back of the sofa hunting for pens or lost children and stuff.

book me an appointment on dragons den it's a winner for sure.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)

Depends if you want to FIND the children....

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:37, archived)

Stock markets are crashing, politicians are resigning, the new James Bond title is pants
Or did you mean how's everything with me?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)

With you, of course!
:D
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)

Ah, well apart from spending today doing bugger all
Except eating chocolate and playing Transport Tycoon, it's good ta :D
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)

You mean doing bugger all, eating chocolate and playing Transport Tycoon
isn't good?

I'd have said that's a very productive day.
I spent today making various images.
I've been ill, you see.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)

It's not good when the dishwasher's broken down
And I should actually be dealling with the resulting deluge of plates to be washed by hand.

But I did enjoy it :)
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)

give him a box of tissues
and a hug, he'll get over it
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:39, archived)

pfft
Mr Trellis contributed the baby batter. His job as a husband is over.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:54, archived)

So who fathered your 97 other children?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:55, archived)

Ah, but that's different!
I never know when to quit!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 18:27, archived)

hahahaha YES!

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)

YAY!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)

is that tennant
or buxton, i can't tell
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)

not entirely sure
I've had this gif for yonks, and finally found a sort of use for it
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)

I thought Tennant too
But then I would
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)

Not Tennant.
I didn't feel that twinge in my nethers.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)

I felt a slight twinge
Whoever he is, he has a really cute smile :3
( Ellie Bytes *is dead*, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)

Yes, bless him.
Today has been nothing but really bloody fit lads for me, it's been excellent.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)

aw, shucks

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:46, archived)

I can't help it if you're gorgeous.
That's all your fault.

Now off you go.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:53, archived)

Likewise, which is why I doubted myself
Plus I've seen beardy Tennant, and it just doesn't look right
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:38, archived)

Oh I don't know.
I wouldn't kick him out of the sack either way.

Doctor, there seems to be a locked door at the back of my throat. See what your screwdriver can do, would you?


Teehee, I'm a filthy cow. But he is a lovely looking lad.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:40, archived)

That's the greatest chat up line i've ever heard
you have to say it to him if you ever meet him

(or if you meet Mr Simm replace Doctor with Master)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)

Sod Simm.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:44, archived)

Oh I don't know
Bad guys are always a draw. It's the reason Tennant was so sexy in Secret Smile.
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)

I think it's the eyes
I'm a total sucker for those big browns. Probably explains the Hammond thing too.
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)

Oh yes.
Although Hammond I have to be in the mood for.

Are men getting sexier or is it just my eyes?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)

ALWAYS in the mood for Hammond
Especially that episode of TG where they drowned him and he was wearing a wet suit....



*eyes glaze over*
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:50, archived)

I know I'M getting sexier
of course, it could be your eyes too, but I think it's really me.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:59, archived)

damnit
that's me out :(
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)

Not necessarily, Mr Trellis' eyes are blue
If the Baby Trellis has brown eyes, I'm in trouble....
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:52, archived)

brown's recessive though isn't it?
my dad's blue, mum's hazel and i think 4 of us (5 total) have blue eyes, maybe 3,

one of my brother's eyes changed colour when he hit his teens
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:55, archived)

No, brown's the dominant
But it can either be DominantDominant or DominantRecessive - so if both parents have brown eyes they can have blue eyed children, but not the other way around

/Trellis School of Overly Simplified Genetics
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 18:09, archived)

tries to remember a-level bio
can't be arsed
but gets ye
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)

Every one of the six little Heffreys
...got Mrs Heffrey's brown eyes. They also got her lousy coke-bottle-bottoms-for-glasses vision. Let's see, at $300 per perscription pair of glasses, times a crapload of kids, plus outgrowing the frames every two years assuming they don't lose or break them first, means....

Shit - I need another job.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)

it's when he opens his mouth
i think it's buxton,
and you're right, the beard's the wrong shape for the one tennant normally sports
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:42, archived)

Looks like Brydon?

( The Great Architect, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)

hmmm I see it now
albeit a tad beardy
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)

Looks like
Jason Lee to me...
(Colonel Santiago Is HOME, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)

nah,
too many theatans for jason lee.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)

I really
love this "yes". Lots.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)

It was awarded to me at one point.
So I profiled it :D
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)

hahaha

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's so mean!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)

but deserved ;)

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)

Noooooo
I like NoobMaster. He seems like a nice guy :)
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)

jus cos he's a nooby as you

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)

pfft
I know, that poor bloke has to look at his pubes!
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)

'titter'

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)

Nooo...... *crys

Leave NoobMaster Alone!

* sobs some more..


( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)

this ^
Hehe
( Ellie Bytes *is dead*, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)

this ^
Hehe

* I bet she does


( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)

"this is youtube material"

( Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:48, archived)

Well
It got the football playing Mr Hawking all excited! STOP PLAYING WITH THAT!


(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)