..And now the h-h-h-h-eadlines again....


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( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)

Hop!
...





Stammer Time.
( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)

i have a slight stammer
but thats only because my brain works faster than my mouth
( SkUG updated your profile, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)

You need to
train your mouth at the mouth gym.

Or slow your brain down at the pub.
( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)

considering i don't drink...
i think that maybe a good idea
( SkUG updated your profile, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)

If you go to
one of the pubs near my house, just trying to hold a conversation will slow your brain down. Or it certainly feels like that.
( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)

LEAVE GARETH GATES ALONE!
HE'S A HUMAN!
( head-doctor ololololo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)

He reminds me of Linda Lusardi. (sp?)

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)

Huh?

( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)

spelling is spot on
sense and reason, out of the fucking window
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)

^this
Why the fuck Lusardi?
( head-doctor ololololo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)

a massive tit?

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)

Pfffft!

( head-doctor ololololo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)

who hasn't mastered the simple art of speech!





Christ, I am bastard tonight!
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)

I used to work
with a chap named Stan.
He didn't have a dot, though; he had a weird lump.
( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)

and I have never worked with a dog,
or indeed a horse!
Weird lumps or not.
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)

i used to go to school with a lad called stan
ell, actually, it wasn't his real name

so, er, forget i mentioned
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)

lol
britney
( SkUG updated your profile, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)

It's funny because she's insane.

( head-doctor ololololo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)

So "lol" is britney in text format?
Oh, I get it. A leg either side of a gaping hole.
( mofaha, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)

ick

( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)

( mofaha, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)

yay!

( head-doctor ololololo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)

Hahahaha!
Excellent
( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)

mimsy gets a click
every tiem
( doph no time like the precedent, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)

hahahahahahaha!
WIN!
( head-doctor ololololo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)

:\

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)

What head-doctor said

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)

Hitler wasn't all bad.

( head-doctor ololololo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)

Which one?

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)