little bit o' politix


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( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)

maggie's gone ginger?

hehe
(Alpaca hmmm, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)

Once you go ginger you never go back
ask your sister
( sinisterduck, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)

Is your name by any chance
from The March Of The Sinister Ducks?

I love that song...
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:43, archived)

If she didnt want to be thought of as ginger
she shouldnt have tried so hard to be like that murderous cunt Elizabeth I should she?

Well? Should she have?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)

Maggie looks awful in a nazi miner's jacket?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)

I think she looks hot

( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)

Hey! NO!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)

No?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

Yes.

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

is it just me
or is this a massive improvement?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

On both of them.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

good to see satire is isn't dead

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)

It's so sophisticated up here I can barely breathe...

( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:44, archived)

try this
*this*
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:44, archived)

Eww ;(

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)

hello darling

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

*takes drag*
*hyperventilates*
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)

If you shop a legal document to look identical to the one you have but can't find.
Is it technically illegal?
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:43, archived)

It is if they find out.

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:44, archived)

For example, if you post your intentions on a popular internet message board.
Or even on b3ta.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:44, archived)

Well it's only to our Webhosters.

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)

We want in on the scam
25% of the will or we go to the cops.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)

No scam
Idiot ex employee decided to take all the documentation for a project we're working on, including at the domain login details.
He now has send us an email saying that we're to stop using the name etc as it's his.
The stupid bastards only took a domain registered to our company name:P
Plus we have all the rights and registered company name. I just need to get the access details of the hosters and then we can bankrupt the lil gobshite.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)

Shouldn't be a problem if the company name is on the tech contact list

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)

It is
But they wanted proof it was out company.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

Just show them your company tats

Are you the tech contact? Just an email from the listed address is usually enough.
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)

Who registered the company name?

( gronkpan, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)

So nearly did that for my birth certificate
Bloody nosy Swiss authorities...
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)

But are you SURE it had a magenta cdc on it?

( Bryan Damage, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)

It does now.

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)

Yes. You can go to jail for that type of thing.
I believe the technical term is 'forgery'.
( gronkpan, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)