Today I found out there was a subtle difference between
Peeing in the pool and Peeing INTO the pool.

LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION!

/demetri martin
( lazygamer - pratting around up to and including, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

woo for people who've heard of him
I've got Person and These Are Jokes. Amazing.

"if i ever saw an amputee being hung, i'd have an overwhelming urge to shout out letters"
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)