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like the BBC schedules...


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( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)

That's saved me having to do a Saturday night BBC1 schedule, adding the words 'Norton's' and 'Graham' as a prefix to each show :)
well done, that man :)
( The Great Architect, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)

chancery lane

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)

MORNINGTON CRESCENT!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)

blimey!
you shot off a bit early

*frowns*

i'm sure that was outlawed in the fairport convention.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)

Sorry My Liege (and Lief)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)

I know what that's referring to, two secs...

( The Great Architect, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha
I tried to watch that, I really did, but she's worse than Catherine Tate
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

That's season 5's assistant sorted then

( The Great Architect, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

Pfft
Or failing that, just bring in Jimmy Carr and kill off Dr Who for good :(
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

Jimmy Carr-lek?

( The Great Architect, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

If i had a tumbleweed gif
it's be doing its thing right now ;)
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)

hahaha, it's not even worth a tumbleweed gif :)

( The Great Architect, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)

no, dr who will be gay and have sex with russel t davis on screen for the whole show
probably
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)

is that before
or after RTD has pulled his head from his self satisfied arse
( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)

^ what he said

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

There was no way I could have watched it having seen the trailers.
I actually had to use the mute button.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

^this
I found it about as funny as testicular leprosy

Woo to the OP...
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

So.......
what did you think of it? I personally find he idea of testicular leprosy hilarious!

NO MORE CONDOMS!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)

But without testicles...
you'd start growing breasts and....hang on...
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)

Point proven.
Now I want a written retraction from you!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)

What do you mean?
She is Ctaherine Tate! Just with an affected African accent!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

i didn't even bother watching
i flicked over and it was all shouting and stuff so i watched something else until news night came on.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)

Not a fan of shouting then?
Answer the question Thor!

Did you or didnt you.....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)

did i or didn't i what?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)

/reference to Newsnight interview of Michael Howard
/1990 blog....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)

ahhh
sorry, slow today, i attempted an overdose last night on red wine.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)

Same here but with Cider. Ive only just woken up.
Even ended up naked on b3ta last night :S
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)

i do hope you had live streaming cam pictures.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)

look for my 700th post :)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)

Hahaha!
I feel no need to watch this person's show.

Same as that.... whatever his name is. The new Catherine Bastard Tate.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

^this x1000000000
Hate both Catherine Twunt and Miss Whateverhernameis
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

She makes Catherine tate look good
which is going some
( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)

Bloody hell, really?
I definitely won't watch it now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)

i despise that woman
cayttherine tate that is. I am unaware of this new one thpugh I'll avoid it.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)

Thank fuck it isnt just me who finds her totally unfunny.
Along with all female sketch shows that I remember ever seeing.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

Smack the pony was ok

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

Not Smack the Pony?

( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)

OK then.
Ill give you both credit on that one. I didnt watch much of it, but I do remember finding that very funny!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)

Redsushi standing by!
/seen family guy blue harvest.

not a sketch show perse, but the Sarah Silverman programme is awesome, the only female written comedy i've ever really enjoyed.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)

I have to disagree with you there Im afraid.
I dont mind her in the films Ive seen her in, but I dont particularly like her in that. Although having said that, I do love that fat gay bloke! He is hilarious in everything Ive seen :)

In other news.......I just completely forgot what I was gonna fucking say! Damn this instant amnesia!

"Hey, C3PO, you still got that bag I asked you to look after? This is gonna be a loooooong trip!"

/also seen Blue Harvest :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)

Not as good as Robot Chicken's take on star wars
but entertaining nonetheless
( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)

certainly not worth the money mrs monstrinho paid for the dvd
45mins? what a gip
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)

You bought it?
Thatds just crazy! There is no way I would ever buy one episode of a programme on DVD! Especially considering it will be on the Season 7 DVD. Its like the film when they released it. They just ended up turning that into 3 episodes of the show!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)

i didn't. wifie did before i could stop her
silly moo that she is.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)

Ill give them credit though
they did pay tribute to it at the end of the episode.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)

what? you don't like lines like.....
"imagine this wheelchair marathon is a river of boiling lava, except everyone who touches it gets inspired rather than horribly burnt to death!"
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)

Ha ha ha!
OK. I will try watching it again then :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)

the offensive joy of the show never really comes across in the ads cos they can't show anything good before the watershed

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)

I watched teh tramp episode,
which whilst I found it funny for about 10 minutes, she started to get on my nerves after that!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)

"clicks"
*totally agrees*
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

she's as funny as a fresh turd on a plastic shovel

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

I don't know why...
but I found that image amusing...
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)

heheh
me too, so actually she's less funny than a fresh turd on a plastic shovel
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)

she's as funny as a death in the family

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)

just the trailers for her shows are enough for me not to watch them!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)

someone needas to tell her
shouty does not equal funny
( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)

I DOESN'T?!
i mean..
it doesn't?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)

^this
very much so
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 5:21, archived)

am i missing something?
this isn't comedy. at all. bizarre choice of programming. at there's still Stephen Mangan's show...
(hemmer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)

It is 'cos I is black...
that I'm able to be lots of racist stereotypes on the BBC?

Caught 10 minutes of this dreadful show on TV last night. It persuaded me it was time for bed.
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)