ivesb?

( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)

i don't wear glasses!!
and i have beautiful ginger hair!
( ivesb has a new job!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)

Pfffttt..

* sorry
( Wobbly Bloke has left the building and is very sad on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)

*loads Blunderbuss*

( ivesb has a new job!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)

i want a blunderbuss
full of soup
(Alpaca hmmm, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

*loads Blunderbuss with tins of soup*
BOOM!
BWAHAHAHA!!
( ivesb has a new job!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)

not in tins
just poured in the top.


*boomsplash!*
(Alpaca hmmm, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)

and scalding hot?!
BOOM!
aaaaiiieeee!!
( ivesb has a new job!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)

* waves hammer

( Wobbly Bloke has left the building and is very sad on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)

*waves penis*

( ivesb has a new job!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)

*hits with hammer*

( Wobbly Bloke has left the building and is very sad on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:52, archived)

ginger + glasses = AWESOME.

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)

You WOULD say that :)

( ClanSoul CAR BROKE. PHONE, YES?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

Yup.
I'm fucking sexy, you'd better believe it.

(take the shine off my day and I kill you, I've just been paid and work is fairly ok for once. So just agree.)
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)

sorry,
the one eye that does work, works really well!
( ivesb has a new job!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)

Do you need a patch?
I've got an eyepatch from when I got assaulted- blue chinese silk, it is.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)

no thanks,
i'm not disfigured or owt, just partially blind in my right eye.
( ivesb has a new job!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)

I only had it because I couldn't see out of my eye for about a week.

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)

=(

( ivesb has a new job!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)

Making eye injuries sound sexy, aren't you?
/ queues up.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)

It wasn't, half of my head was purple
and my orbit's forever cracked.

:D
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)

Ugh.
What'd you do to piss off the bloke with the sledgehammer so badly?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)